math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Guy in audience: TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!!!!
Jay Park: Did a guy just ask me to take off my shirt?
Dumbfoundead: This is a song I wrote for my ex-girlfriend.
Crowd: AWWWW!
Dumbfoundead: It's called 'Bitch'.
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
(Source: pinkucherry)
Don’t bring a girl to the NBA finals, she’ll get bored.
2007: 17 and pregnant
2008: 16 and pregnant
2009: 15 and pregnant
2010: 14 and pregnant
2011: 13 and pregnant
2012: 12 and pregnant
…
2023: fetus and pregnantfetus within a fetus
FETUS-CEPTION
(Source: biebber)
DEMENTED THEME BY: FUCKYEAHADEK POWERED BY: TUMBLR
